What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? A Chemistree
What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? HeHe
A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon.
What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? A Chemistree
What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? HeHe
A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.